Our Aussie friend has arrived. Should we bombard him with silly Australian questions and puns?

Have you noticed how remarkable a chalkboard is?

Could you see yourself cleaning mirrors for a living?

Should a golfer bring extra pants in case he gets a hole in one? 

Alligator Wearing a vest makes a great investigator.

Have you gotten over your fear of hurdles?

What do you call an Australian being boiled by a cannibal?
Billy.

What do you call the cannibal boiling him?
Andy.

Andy sang as he watched
Andy waited while his Billy boiled ...