I have been in a lot of fights but there is only one that I tried to pick. It was with a guy that thought he was a vampire. The bad blood between us started when I was taking a up ... moreI have been in a lot of fights but there is only one that I tried to pick. It was with a guy that thought he was a vampire. The bad blood between us started when I was taking a up grade course at a community collage. The wanna be vampire got butt hurt because I started getting better marks than him in math class. So he started flying around town spreading false rumors about me. After I heard what he was doing I started following him around town well chanting vampire vampire vampire. After a few minutes he would turn around and glare at me and I would say - bite me vampire. Then he would turn around and keep walking and I would follow him and do the vampire chant until he turned around and I would say bite me vampire. After about 5X he turned around and put his fists up so I made a fist and pumped up the vain in my forearm - pointed to it and said - B Positive vampire come and get some. I didn't really have B Positive blood I just wanted him to attack me but thought it would be fair to let him know that he better... less
The plural form of faux pas is also faux pas, however, it is pronounced differently. The singular form is pronounced /ˈfoʊˌpɑː/, and the plural form is pronounced /ˈfoʊˌpɑːz/.
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Donald Trump's father Fred was one of the Flying monkeys in the original Wizard of Oz movie. And to show respect to his father Donald Trump labels all investigations against h... moreDonald Trump's father Fred was one of the Flying monkeys in the original Wizard of Oz movie. And to show respect to his father Donald Trump labels all investigations against himself a witch hunt. Cheers!
I think we will find out that the over priced 2 pound lobsters at his Mar- a-Lago restaurant are actually 2 one pound lobsters Krazy glued together. Cheers!
Yesterday a man with a riffle and a nail gun attacked a FBI headquarters - he was fatally shot. The man was a die hard Trump supporter. Less then a hour after&n... moreYesterday a man with a riffle and a nail gun attacked a FBI headquarters - he was fatally shot. The man was a die hard Trump supporter. Less then a hour after the FBI raided Trump's home he posted things like the FBI just broke into my beautiful home. The FBI did not break into his home they executed a legal search warrant. Trump also said the warrant wasn't necessary because he was cooperating with the FBI. He was not fully cooperating because the FBI found boxes of classified documents in Trump's basement. Trump also said watch out next the FBI will be coming after you. That would be true if you had classified nuclear weapons documents hidden in your basement. Turns out the reason the FBI raided Trump's home is because they had reason to believe that Trump removed classified nuclear weapons documents from the WH. Since the raid MAGA sites have been buzzing with talk of it being time for civil unrest and civil war and Trump h... less
Well Trump was in office he said that police were too gentle when they put a crook in the back of a cop car. Then he suggested that maybe the cops shouldn't be so gentle and hit th... moreWell Trump was in office he said that police were too gentle when they put a crook in the back of a cop car. Then he suggested that maybe the cops shouldn't be so gentle and hit the crooks head on the car door frame before they put them in the back seat. Now it is stating to look like a few of the Trump gang might be going to jail and they might wish that they had a crash helmet if they get a not so gentle police officer. Cheers!
