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If aliens from outer space kidnapped Randy D, what three things about him would make them regret it and return him right away?


 


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Posted - April 6, 2022
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  • 2964
    Randy would be after all the female aliens while trying to teach them proper english and preaching his no mayo and no Vegemite to the masses. 

      April 7, 2022 7:17 PM MDT
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  • 52980

     

      (english English)

      April 8, 2022 1:07 PM MDT
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  • 2964
    See what I mean?  In his mission to correct improper English offenders, he is ruthless.
      April 8, 2022 3:14 PM MDT
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  • 52980

     

      Maybe if you tried to butter him up a little, he might allow himself to be more lenient on you . . . . . . . . no, never mind, he’s not too keen on lax enforcement of grammar rules.
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      April 8, 2022 5:13 PM MDT
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  • 16301
    Nope, he's not Ruthless. Ruth was recaptured and returned to the dungeon Harem last week.
      April 8, 2022 7:09 PM MDT
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  • 2964
    Drats!
      April 8, 2022 8:35 PM MDT
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  • 52980

     

      And now Ruth is living happily ever after, thank you very much.



    (Cough, cough.)
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      April 9, 2022 10:05 AM MDT
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  • 16301
    His constant correction of their grammatical errors. English isn't their first language.
      April 7, 2022 7:26 PM MDT
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  • 52980

     

      Three things. 

      April 8, 2022 1:07 PM MDT
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  • 16301
    2. His nipple fetish (aliens don't have any)
    3. His refusal to eat Vegemite (they visited Australia first and quite naturally fell in love with the stuff).
      April 8, 2022 6:38 PM MDT
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  • 2863
    His enormous cache of tildes
    His over-populated harem
    His inability to overlook spelling/grammas mistakes
      April 8, 2022 9:18 AM MDT
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  • 52980

     

      (grammas grammar)


        Second violation: suspicion of baiting the Grammar Officer by intentionally posting a glaring and obvious typographical error.

      April 8, 2022 1:06 PM MDT
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  • 2863
    I DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!
      April 9, 2022 9:44 AM MDT
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  • 52980

     

      Hence the second citation. See you in court, repeat offender! Grrrrrrr. 


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      April 9, 2022 9:49 AM MDT
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