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nobodylair.37

I almost* burned my bed sheets, what's the latest stupid thing you've done?

*by almost I mean burned them a little bit.

Posted - May 16, 2017
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  • Smoking in bed?
      May 16, 2017 8:42 PM MDT
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  • 745
    yes, cause I'm a lazy f**k. :D
      May 16, 2017 8:43 PM MDT
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  • Tsk-tsk-tsk.... Careful.
    Anything good?
      May 16, 2017 8:45 PM MDT
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  • 10049
    Flipped off a cop speeding past me without lights or sirens. 
      May 16, 2017 8:50 PM MDT
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  • in the past 24,hours ? My stupid things...
    told this joke at work : what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? -----> The Holocaust  
     got written up for that :/ 

    also I helped a friend dye her hair dark brown last night , without gloves, so now my nails have this weird black tint. It's not awesome. 
      May 16, 2017 8:54 PM MDT
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  • 745
    Oh, Jaimie.. lol

    that was legit a good joke, one could have never guessed that punchline :P
      May 16, 2017 9:03 PM MDT
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  • It's one of my favourite jokes :/ not my fault everyone is so sensitive these days :(bahhh! :)
      May 16, 2017 9:08 PM MDT
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  • 745
    I know. I personally blame it on the jews..
      May 16, 2017 9:13 PM MDT
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  • LOL! :) if I hadn't already decided I like you ... I'd be sure now :)
      May 16, 2017 9:17 PM MDT
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  • 745
    uh, thanks. :)

    I mean, they're always playing the victim, I'm only trying to suggest a different roleplay.. :D
      May 16, 2017 9:30 PM MDT
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  • :)
      May 16, 2017 9:38 PM MDT
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  • 5614
    Quit smoking in bed now before you get old and have an oxygen tank there with you.
      May 16, 2017 9:22 PM MDT
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  • 745
    I don't smoke, this was just once being lazy and feeling clumsy as hell. also, an oxygen tank sounds awesome, I might pick up smoking just for that :D
      May 16, 2017 9:31 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    the other day i tripped on something in my apartment and hit my head, got a lump there now and i think i mightve cracked a rib too cause that hurts too, wish i hadnt tripped on anything
      May 16, 2017 9:44 PM MDT
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  • 745
    you probably should get that checked out, hope it's nothing serious..
      May 16, 2017 11:04 PM MDT
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  • Inattentively placed my hand on a flat top grill.
      May 17, 2017 3:13 PM MDT
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    7391
    Nothing lately, I'm still paying for the stupid mistakes I made almost 50 years ago. 
      May 18, 2017 2:07 AM MDT
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